Guess Which One's Bigger?

Men have two testicles for a reason. One produces testosterone and the other produces stupid. Look at the Harry Stoneciphers of the world. As the ousted head goomba at Boeing, he is the most recent proof of my hypothesis that there is no such thing as an ugly rich guy. At an age when he should be building birdhouses with his Shopsmith, he was stricken with a case of slippery zipper syndrome. He’ll spend some time in the penalty box at family court and come out approximately half as handsome as he is today. When will these guys learn that they have an ATM in their pants and every Anna Nicole has the PIN?