Gotta die of somethin'...
What are you shootin' for?
posted by Cranky Bastard @ Thursday, January 10, 2008
Cranky Bastard
Shit! Woke Up Again
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Gotta die of somethin'...
What are you shootin' for?
About Me
- Name: Cranky Bastard
So I got to thinkin'...What if I die tomorrow and I haven't yet told everyone to go to hell? Now my published obituary will be inexpensive, because it will consist solely of my blog URL (and the location of my remains so you can piss on 'em). Let me know if I've left you unoffended. I'll put you on the short list.
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THIS IS A STICK UP! Don't make me come over there. Just gimme the 5 bucks you were gonna drop at McDonald's today. Look at yourself...you don't need it.
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